What do we say to the god of death?

Persephone: knock knock
Hades: who's there?
Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

thegoatfreak:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a medieval pick up line in their ask.

every

single

one.

Aural Pleasure Chapter 13, an one piece fanfic | FanFiction

undanewneon:

As a thank you for the donations for my gofundme that I’ve got so far please have another update of Aural Pleasure. Several people who have donated said that they didn’t need me to work on anything, but that didn’t seem fair so I’ve updated this cliffhanger from the last chapter. 

I’m still working on specific requests from people and I will get those to those donors ASAP! 

Thank you so so much to all of you.

For those who haven’t seen my gofundme link it’s here http://www.gofundme.com/undanewneon  along with the explanation of why I’m asking for money in the first place (long story short, my work just slapped with with an unexpected bill that I cannot afford to pay)

planarshifting:

Request from someone on Deviant Art. A shirtless Rob Lucci.

bluerobotto:

Since my last giveaway was a success I decided to do another one :D  this one ends in just one week :V

PRIZE:

You can win one messenger bag from the ones available in BlueRobotto’s shop (Check out the shop for more pics and the description of each bag)

2 persons will be selected to win a messenger bag of their choice (1 each winner).            

How to participate:

  • You don’t have to follow BlueRobotto.
  • Reblog this post to participate, only 1 reblog to prevent spam.
  • Likes count too.
  • If you win I should be able to contact you through your tumblr (very important).

Things to consider:

  • Shipping to anywhere in the world, BlueRobotto will cover the shipping expenses.
  • Any question feel free to send a messege :)

The givaway will end on Saturday October 25th, at 10:00 PM Central America time.

Good luck to everyone who participates :D

You can also contact BlueRobotto on twitter @bluerobotto if you want to ask anything.

anjellesblog:

So I attempted one of those screencap redraw thingies…

word-stuck:

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gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

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science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

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fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on


Anonymous:
You're the prettiest dragon I know <3



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You’re such a sweet Anon! Where did you come from? :D

Thanks. ^^

arminarlert:

reminder that if we’re in a mutual and you’re under the age of 18 and find it creepy or weird that i’m following you back as an adult then let me know and i’ll unfollow and it won’t need to be a big deal at all… like, please put your own safety and wellbeing first 

hal1oween:

I’M SORRY I’M NOT INTERESTING OR FUNNY OR PRETTY I’M JUST KINDA HERE

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

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